If you get the chance, just walk up to him with a cup full of glitter. Then, when you get in front of him, say "Glitter?" and just fling it all over him. It's not harmful, really, but it IS a pain in the ass to get removed from your clothes.
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Stephen Lett will be present at our next assembly.
by StarTrekAngel ina letter was read to the congregation last sunday.
i wasn't paying much attention until i heard stephen lett will be delivering a talk.
at first i thought it would be as a recorded video, as it was in the last assembly.
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Mobile Hotspot - JWFACTS.COM - Assembly & Conventions
by thedepressedsoul inhere is an idea i tested.
works at both assemblies and conventions.
i have noticed at the last convention and at my last assembly that when i opened up my wifi setting, tons of hotspots came up for people tethering their tablets to their smart phones.
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Captain Schmideo2
Their only solution to this problem would be to either
a) Provide an "approved" Wi Fi infrastructure at assemblies (which would be cost prohibitive) or
b) Tell people not to use electronic devices at the assemblies, but that barn door already got opened and all the cattle are now loose.
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"The likelihood of Hitler being able to accomplish his goals would have been greatly diminished if the people had been armed"
by nicolaou inpresidential hopeful ben carson of course.
this isn't another gun control debate, i just thought it might be fun to have a topic where we can dump all the hysterical quotes from the candidates.. it's a deep and plentiful mine folks!
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Captain Schmideo2
“follow me around . . . it will be boring”
Gary Hart, Democratic candidate for President, when confronted about rumors of womanizing. Weeks later, photo evidence emerged of womanizing, and he was out.
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The new changes is a clear indication that we are one step closer to the end...
by RobertT18 inthat was today's topic over a group chat of my cong's young jbots.
apparently the rumors are circulating everywhere i go, even people from the spanish congs are talking about it.
what's really sad is that the majority of people are already seeing this as "clear" signs of the end coming.
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America Mass Shooting: 10/1/2015
by adjusted knowledge insince this will be the norm in america, perhaps we should put a date on each of these topics.
can't really put school mass shooting because too many to choose from.
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A call from family - Armageddon this month!
by kaik ini very seldom receive a call from my jw siblings, i mean seldom.
i can count them on my hand in past 10 years.
while we talk about mom a lot and i am in touch with her, i was very surprised when i received this call.
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The next time I hear this, I will challenge: "I will wager you a dollar against me mowing your lawn in Paradise for 2000 years that it will not happen."
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The Heartbreak of having a brainwashed friend
by Captain Schmideo2 inso, recently, i made a reconnection with a long lost jw friend.i first met her when i was about 12 or 13, and she was about 10.. she was a lovely young lady, very poised, very intelligent, a cut above the other girls in the hall.
easy to talk to.
i was in love with her.all the boys in the hall loved her.
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Please keep in mind...
I am NOT looking for a romantic relationship in this. I am married, and I intend to stay that way. That ship that could have been had sailed decades ago.
I do care enough that I would like to see her happy, (which she seems to be) except a lot of that happiness is based on a fantasy, a lie that she has believed all her life.
As far as the food "tasting as Jehovah intended"- she is very much into organic, non-GMO produce, and feels that what eat now is not as it should be. (She's probably correct on that score.) -
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Bethel Layoff Notices arrive under Bethellite doors
by Quarterback injust heard from a reliable source that some at the canadian branch have received their lay-off notices under their doors at bethel.
don't know what the letter looks like.
probably something like, " the tribe has spoken, bring us your torches"
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"I wonder how it felt to be the person who had to shove those letters under the door."
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"Alarmageddon"
by stuckinarut2 in" alarmageddon " .
this term came to mind as i thought of just how weird it is that witnesses actually look forward to seeing billions of people killed..... also, at how strange it is that the org has repeatedly tried to work out the date or time for it to happen.
(although they will deny doing this ...but the old publications and talks etc are there on record!
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If anything, many of the true believers I know (like my mother in law) just exist in anguish over the idea that their sons, daughters, siblings, parents, will die because they refused to believe in "The Truth" (tm). Or that disfellowshipped family members will return "before it's too late". They also believe, beyond all reason, that other loved ones will be resurrected from death due to Jehovah's mercy, giving them a second chance to become believers. I am sure there are a few assholes out there who can't wait to see people burn in flames: "They'll be sorry they ever laughed at ME!", but, so many of them live in a special distress over a much anticipated event. -
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Letter from Brazilian Branch: Buildings
by TheTruthBR inthis letter will be read in all the congregations of brazil on the service meeting this week.
(google translation - original available)originala todas as congregacoesprezados irmaos:nao ha duvida de que jeova tem abencoado ricamente seu povo no mundo inteiro.
isso fica evidenteno aumento do numero de publicadores e no notavel progresso espiritual de nossa organizacao.
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All I can say, if this is not enough to shock people into waking up, then nothing will. They will be just fine with rolling out the barrels of Flavor Aid laced with cyanide, drink drink drink, see you in Paradise!